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A Malawi girl aged 18 died last Sunday after suddenly running short of breath while climbing Mulanje Mountain.

The deceased Tasiyana Chipala accompanied her fellow Kasupe Seventh Day Adventist (SDA) youth members from Chirimba Township in Blantyre on a tour to the mountain.

According to Mulanje Mountain Conservation Trust environmental education and communications officer Kondwani Chamwala soon after the accident happened the girl was rushed to Mulanje District Hospital where she was pronounced dead upon arrival.

Meanwhile the body of agirl has been taken to the deceased’s home in Ntcheu for burial.

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African Bible College Student Poisons Himself over Love Matters





Greetings, Mosholozi, in the name of our patron saint Machiavelli and all those who follow the holy gospels of perfidy and artifice.

Well done on surviving yet another attack by the running dogs of … I don’t know what. Let’s just call them running dogs. They bark a lot, chase their own tails and eventually roll over and lie there panting, trying to look cute and pathetic, hoping someone will come along and vote for them.

The opposition treats parliament as if it’s some sort of clubhouse for over-achievers. For people with a conscience. People who care. Well, it’s not. It’s the headquarters of one of the most powerful gangs in the country.

How dare these shouty arrivistes come to your headquarters and demand you get impeached? When I was small I read a book called James and the Giant Impeachment. It gave me nightmares from which I have never recovered. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

Cape Town has for years proudly hosted the 26s, 27s, 28s, the Americans, the Mongrels, the Hard Livings and the Sexy Boys, but yours is the only gang with its headquarters in a fancy building right in the middle of the city.

Sure, at something like 243 members, yours is one of the smaller gangs in the Cape Town precinct. But what you lack in numbers you compensate for in influence. The 28s might trade in crystal meth and crack whores, but your members, oh boy, your members get to make laws! That’s pretty wild stuff, my man. I apologise. That was disrespectful. You are nobody’s man. Well, that’s not strictly true. You are Atul Gupta’s man.

You should know, though, that any man of my man is my man, too. Whoops. That sounds a bit gay. I have never forgotten the time some years back when you said, “When I was growing up, unqingili (homosexuals) could not stand in front of me.” A lot of people can’t stand in front of me, too, but that’s mainly because they are journalists who struggle to get to their feet by 11am and are back on their knees twelve hours later.

What I’m saying is that I am not gay. However, if you have changed your position, so to speak, and your gang now embraces gayness, then I am with you. Not physically, of course. I lack the stamina to compete with your sturdily built wives. But if you need me to pay special attention to one of your top people, I shall grin and bare it for the cause of the national democratic revolution. And when I say top people, I obviously mean the top six. I am not a racist but I think I might be a bit classist.

Given a choice, I would rather not have to perform Catholic ministrations upon Gwede Mantashe or Squirrel Ramaphosa. They are hefty men and, despite my advanced age, I have managed to retain my snake-like hips and would prefer them not to be crushed.

Jessie Duarte frightens me, not least because she reminds me of a Lebanese biker who almost snapped my spine in a street fight 20 years ago.

And Baleka Mbete, your fighting general, is out of the question because she doesn’t recognise anyone these days and I fear that in mid-coitus she might mistake me for Steve Hofmeyr and sink her fangs into my throat.

That leaves Zweli Mkhize. He’s a bit of a dark horse, which I might rather fancy if it weren’t for his … I beg your pardon, Brother Leader. This was not what I wanted to write about. Things got away from me. You, of all people, know how easily this can happen. Oddly enough, the Guptas also got away. Late last night, I believe.

Do you have a name for your gang? Yes, I know the official name is the African National Congress. But it lacks the panache of, for instance, the Los Zetas or the Crisps. Wait, not the Crisps. That’s the posse who run the Simba operation. The Crips. And their rivals, the Bloods. Awesome names, awesome people.

Acronyms, like ANC, are not that popular in the field of organised crime. Unless, of course, you’re the IMF, a guileful gang specialising in high-octane extortion. How about something like the Aryan Brotherhood but for black people? I don’t know what’s the antonym for Aryan and, quite frankly, hazarding a guess is more than my job’s worth.

Shouting in parliament on Tuesday, Julius Malema, the leader of the EFF gang, called your gang Bloody Voting Cattle. It has a pastoral yet deadly ring to it. Cows and voting have always scared me and, quite frankly, as a vegetarian anarchist I want no part of either. That could be my gang name. Ben ‘Veggie-Boy’ Trovato.

“My biggest nephew has been named in the Panama Papers? Hehehe. Gwede, unleash Veggie-Boy.” Obviously I would need some sort of eco-friendly superhero outfit, possibly made from hemp with a high THC count so that I could really fly when push came to shove.

Even though everyone recognises you as the capo di tutti capi, the control you exerted over your members on Tuesday by doing nothing more than nodding off was breathtaking. Not one of them voted in favour of that treacherous business instigated by the gangbangers on the other side of the room. You can’t buy that kind of loyalty. Well, actually you can. And you have.

The Democratic Alliance is an even worse gang name than the African National Congress because nobody has ever been afraid of an alliance, apart from maybe a miscreant Francophobe sentenced to a thousand hours of French lessons at the Alliance Francaise.

As a patriot who hopes for great things for his country, but mainly for himself, I am very pleased that you refused to do what the enemy described as ‘the right thing’. Capitulation is for weaklings and quislings and maybe even ducklings.

Speaking of which, I see that Trevor Manuel – I’m not sure if you remember him – has asked you not to bother coming into work on Monday. Or any other day. He’s from the Cape Flats and knows his way around an Okapi knife, so you might want to be careful. Also, he’s the deputy chairman of Rothschild in South Africa, one of the richest gangs around. Watch his hands. He leads with his right and takes with his left. Go for his balls, if you must. He didn’t have any when he worked for you but it seems they might have grown back.

Comrade President, there is something that has been worrying me. Nothing to do with Nkandla – I have also used other people’s money to improve my quality of life and Comrade Jesus has always sent some of his angels to keep me out of prison, as he has done with you – but I read a report this week that said a rat carrying bubonic plague was found in Tembisa.

I don’t want to be alarmist, but my favourite book, the Bible, is full of plagues. I know it doesn’t sound like much of a fun read, and you’d probably be happier with something by Robin Sharma or some other monk who sold his Ferrari and bought a small country. Not that you’re a monk. Heaven forfend that rumour gets around town. You still have many more wives to collect.

Right now, rats are everywhere. The state broadcaster is infested with them. Even the Hawks, who actually eat rats, have been overrun. Some even made it all the way from Uttar Pradesh to 7 Saxonwold Drive, although they seem to have abandoned this particular sinking ship.

Funny things, plagues. They start with rats. Next thing you know, you’re waist-deep in locusts, covered in flies and choking on frogs. This is fine if you’re French but it’s not so pleasant for those of us accustomed to a certain standard of living.

The point is, have you done anything recently that might have offended God or any other of the multitude of supernatural deities? Think carefully. No? Nothing at all? Okay, then. It must be a coincidence.

Anyway, good luck for future brawls. Like you, I would also prefer disputes to be settled in the old ways – with pangas and knobkieries – but I guess we’re stuck with the courts. For now.

Viva the one-party democracy!

Source: Durban poison.

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Can ‘pay as you glow’ solve Malawi’s power crisis

Image captionThis canal feeds a small-scale hydro scheme in the village of Bondo, Malawi that powers 250 homes

Two months ago, Bill Gates reminded us of a stunning bit of information.

The amount of electricity per person in sub-Saharan Africa is lower today (excluding South Africa) than it was 30 years ago.

A rapidly rising population and the slow rate of connection means the “electricity deficit” continues to grow.

Even having a connection is not a guarantee of power.

All across the continent you can hear phrases like “dumsor”, “kuzima zima”, and even the slightly dubious “rolling brownout”.

These curious terms all refer to the on-again, off-again “load shedding” process, where electricity is rationed to cope with overwhelming demand.

For the sad truth is that there is often more of the mythological “electricity in the air” in Africa than there is in the wires strung between generating stations, homes and offices.

In Nigeria, according to the Afrobarometer survey, 96% of the population are connected to the electrical grid, but only 18% can expect the service to work most of the time.

Further south in the continent the picture is often worse.

Malawi is a beautiful, verdant slip of a country, wedged in between Mozambique, Tanzania and Zambia.

Despite its natural resources and tourism potential, the nation is better known forcoming close to the bottom of some important global league tables, such as income per capita.

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Image captionMalawi’s verdant countryside makes it an attractive tourist destination but hotels often suffer from “load shedding” power cuts

When it comes to electricity connections, Malawi is a classic example of how not to do it.

Roughly 9% of the population are connected to the grid – in rural areas, this falls to about 1%.

The population is growing about 3% a year, meaning that every year the country is falling further and further behind.

The state utility, Escom, produces most of its grid power from hydroelectric installations on the Shire river. But falling water levels have hampered the reliability of this source.

To try and get more people on the grid the government is opening up the energy market to independent producers.

Power at a price

I visited Malawi to investigate the impact that lack of electricity was having on people’s lives for BBC Newsday.

According to Malawi’s Energy Minister, Bright Msaka, this opening up of the market will make a significant difference.

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Image captionWomen about to give birth at Milonde health centre have to bring their own lighting with them, usually candles or torches

Mr Msaka told me that Malawi would produce an extra 200MW of solar energy by 2019.

That’s a big claim for a country that at present has a total installed capacity of less than 300MW from all sources. However, if this improvement in supply does actually materialise, it will come at a price.

“We have to make sure that the people who come to invest in the power sector in Malawi are able to make a profit,” Mr Msaka said.

“Either you have cheap power that is inadequate or you have adequate power for which you pay the appropriate price.”

The idea of paying significantly more for electricity is not good news for people in villages like Milonde.

The medical centre doesn’t have electricity. Vaccines are stored in a fridge powered by bottles of gas.

When the gas runs out, the vaccines have to be physically taken to another health centre 20km away, then brought back when the fridge is working again.

Candles and matches
Image captionCandles are considered a dangerous and ineffective form of lighting but women in many maternity units have no choice

On a thunderous afternoon, I watched 50 secondary school students, crammed into a dank, dark classroom trying to complete an exam under the light of a single solar powered bulb.

But while small-scale solar might not be the solution in a large classroom, for millions of people in Malawi and elsewhere it could prove to be an important, intermediate step on the road out of darkness.

Brave Mhonie certainly believes that cheap, solar lights are perhaps the only way forward for the rural poor.

Brave is the national sales co-ordinator for SolarAid, a charity which sells solar-powered lights that also charge mobile phones.

Man holding a solar lamp
Image captionA pay-as-you go solar lamp takes eight hours to charge but can give light for 30 hours

They’ve introduced a pay-as-you-go ownership scheme for these lamps, which cost about $12 (£8).

That’s a lot of money in a country where people typically earn about a dollar a day. So the company charges $3-$4 upfront, and the rest is paid off over time.

“We tell customers how much the lamp costs and we ask them to pay over three to four months, but if they don’t pay the lamp goes off,” says Brave.

“The amount of light that you get is linked to the amount of money you pay.”

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Image captionThe solar lamps can also charge mobile phones

If the customer defaults on a payment, the distributor enters the details on his phone which is linked to the lamp and the lights go out. A high-tech solution to a low-tech problem.

Network of teachers

So far the “pay as you glow” model is working well as the amount people pay monthly is roughly the same as they would spend on paraffin lamps.

In Malawi, even the remotest and poorest areas have schools – SolarAid takes advantage of that network to distribute their products.

And headteachers make fantastic intermediaries.

“We know we are the agents of change and people use us to get the information on solar lights,” said Prosper Zilima, who runs a school with 1,200 pupils.

“We teach them how important these solar lamps are, in terms of saving money and in terms of fire risk from the paraffin lamps.”

Students at Milonde secondary school in Malawi at morning assembly
Image captionStudents at Milonde secondary school in Malawi at morning assembly – a lack of connection to the electricity grids means they have no laboratory for science lessons

People in these areas trust the teachers, who collect the money and place the orders. The heads also get a little commission that boosts their own salaries. Most buy solar lamps for themselves as well as selling them to the local population.

“I have four lamps and they are assisting me fully,” said Simeon Namakhwa, another teacher with a large school.

“Even my kids are studying using these type of light lamps – I don’t use money for paraffin or candles because of these lamps, but I have a full night of light.”

These may seem like small steps and indeed they are – but solar is scalable and a single lamp today can be added to until a whole home is lit up.

With mobile phone networks covering over 80% of the continent, electric power is more than ever the most important key to helping rural poor people take advantage of the connection and become better educated, informed and prosperous.

While African governments dither over reform of utilities and investing in large-scale power plants, the little solar lamp approach may just be the critical breakthrough for millions of people

The future of electric light in Africa may not be that bright, in fact it’s likely to be quite dull – but that slowly dawning glow of solar power could mark real, sustainable change across the continent.



The piece “Chaponda Jumps Gun – Foreign Minister under fire for interfering with oil search issues” featured below was initially published in Malawi’s Mining & Trade Review Issue Number 36 that is circulating this April 2016.


A grouping of Civil Society Organisations (CSOs) has lashed out at Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation Minister, George Chaponda, for interfering with oil exploration licences issues which fall under the Ministry of Natural Resources, Energy and Mining.

The CSOs under the banner of the Publish What You Pay (PWYP) Malawi slammed the Minister in a statement released in the wake of the press conference that Chaponda convened in Lilongwe a month ago announcing that State President Arthur Peter Mutharika has lifted a ban on oil exploration effected in November 2014.

Last week, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, George Chaponda, disclosed that the President has lifted the ban. It isunclear why this announcement did not come from the Ministry of Natural Resources, Energy and Mining itself,

reads the statement from the CSOs which also tackled several areas of concern in the governance of the oil exploration subsector in Malawi.

PWYP Malawi is an initiative involving 16 CSOs which are members of the Natural Resources Justice Network.

Government of Malawi suspended all licences and agreements with expatriate firms on oil prospecting saying it wanted to review them in order

to ensure that the licences and the agreements that were signed are for the benefit of the people of Malawi and were done in accordance with all the relevant laws of the country.

Chaponda said the lifting of the ban was a well thought path that Mutharika had picked to allow the oil exploration subsector play its important role in the development of the country.

The Minister explained that the lifting of the suspension was necessitated due to growing interest in Malawi by oil and gas exporters such as Georgia and Kazakhstan.

In an apparent response as to why he was the one announcing the lifting of the ban instead of the line minister, Chaponda explained that prospective investors are showing interest to explore for oil in Malawi and that he personally held discussions with several of them.

He said he had talks on the issue with Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs of Republic of Georgia David Jalagania, Kazakhstan’s Foreign Affairs Deputy Minister Ycrzhan Ashikbayev and Morocco’s Foreign Affairs Deputy Minister Sala Heddine Mezouar on the sidelines of the 26th African Union Summit in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, where they promised to provide expertise and share knowledge on oil subsector activities.

However, though the Mutharika administration is courting new investors into the oil exploration subsector, licences for all the six blocks were already awarded to expatriate firms which include South Africa’s Sacoil Holdings for block 1, Hamra Oil for blocks 2 and 3, Rakgas MB45 for blocks 4 and 5 and Pacific Oil Limited for block 6.

The government under the previous Joyce Banda led administration signed petroleum sharing agreements for blocks 4 and 5 with Rakgas MB45 and for block 6 with Pacific Oil Limited.

The news of the coming in of the new investors has, therefore, created panic in the subsector with some players fearing that ruling party politicians want to take advantage of the new players to bulldoze their way to acquire shareholding in the tenements.

But Chaponda insisted that the ‘new entrants’ will only be integrated as technical partners to the tenement holders.

However, it is unclear what legal instrument the Mutharika administration will use to force the tenement holders to incorporate the ‘new entrants’ as technical partners.

Meanwhile, the Ministry of Natural Resources, Energy and Mining has confirmed giving a go-ahead to all tenement holders except Rakgas MB 45 to resume prospecting for hydrocarbons.

We have given an okay to all the firms. We are only negotiating with Rakgas because they are some issues we have to sort out with them on their licences,

said Commissioner of Mines, Charles Kaphwiyo.

Greed for oil wealth by powerful politicians is one of the key factors that lead to resource curse in many resource rich countries across the globe.


TB Joshua predicts fall of popular prophets in Zimbabwe

The following is a message said to have been delivered by famous Nigerian prophet TB Joshua during a live service last weekend. Joshua alludes to three popular prophets in Zimbabwe and how they are going to fall one by one.


Walter Magaya, Uebert Angel and Emmanuel Makandiwa
The Big Three in Zimbabwe: Walter Magaya, Uebert Angel and Emmanuel Makandiwa

Below is the transcript as published:

“I saw in a vision a flag, the Lord said that’s the flag of Zimbabwe. In the vision behold there were three trees, but of the three trees only one had roots, the other two were standing, but had no roots.

The Lord said look again and when I looked the other tree had fallen, and another tree was about to fall. The Lord said take this message to Zimbabwe and tell them, I am cleaning up Prophets in their nation, and the work has already began.

The three trees represent the three well known prophets in that nation, one who has already fallen and the other about to fall harder than the first.

This is because the other two were trees without roots, of the three known prophets only one will remain standing, and it shall be known it’s because I sent him.

The one about to fall, it shall shock and shake the nation, it shall be a big embarrassment, crowds will disappear from his church. You shall read about him in the papers, you shall watch him on international news, scandals are going to start coming out.

People who have known things about him and remained quiet shall start speaking.

I see his people running around, I see papers with his name moving from one office to another, I see people desperate to clean his image, can his image be cleaned?

The Lord God Almighty said warn the people of Zimbabwe not to stand in the way of what God wants to do, if people in high offices, politicians, police force and people in positions of power are not careful their names shall be dragged in the mud for helping evil to prevail.

I see many job losses as people are released from work, I see people packing their items from offices after being fired for taking bribes from a man who claims to be a prophet. How can you say “Let there be light” when you are surrounded by darkness?

The Lord is asking. I am raising men and women who shall be bold to question this prophet, I’m raising journalists, who will only stand for the truth, as these men and women advance my cause of exposing evilness, I the Lord shall also advance their cause.

Tell Zimbabwe to move away from idolising prophets, whom they are not sure where their power comes from? Who told you he is my Prophet? Did I not speak in Matthew 7 vs 21-23. Was he not warned? Let there be true light! I leave it at that.”




Football - 2015 Cosafa Cup - Plate Finals - Zambia v Malawi - Royal Bafokeng Stadium - Rusternburg


Lilongwe  : Poor Management at the helm of FAM has resulted in Malawi National Football Team, the Flames not winning any trophies in a very long time..

The football administrators seem like they don’t know what to do and they are treating football as a social sport to keep the body fit.

Just like adding salt on the wound, the current on-going misunderstanding between the Super League of Malawi (SULOM) and Dedza young soccer that are fighting in the court over the 16th team to join the super league.

Dedza young soccer says they are eligible to be in the super league as they have more points than the likes of fisd wizards and airborne rangers. Dedza may have a point to prove as they have finished on top of those two other teams and Sulom could have seen this before coming.

As the case is still on we are not even sure of what will happen next, there is another issue between Nyasa big bullets and Jaffali Chande which is also connecting to the Sulom as the player and Sulom say they don’t have contract papers between the player and the team while bullets claims to have contract papers and represented them to the football association of Malawi. (FAM)

Millions of questions many people may be asking are where was Sulom when Jaffali Chande was going to big bullets, as we are aware all the transfers are channelled through Sulom, should we say that they were not aware of the issue.

The people’s team Spokesperson Kevin Moyo said player only remains with only 5months but contrary to his statement, some Bullets officials claim that his contract will run up to 2017, now the question is? Did Mr Moyo check before coming out to release the player?

With the way things are going, football is losing its touch in the country it just shows that we are going backwards.

Another case that is showing the low standards of football recently our footballers used to sign for South African premier league teams like Keizer Chiefs, Orlando Pirates but now they have now flooded to Mozambican teams which on paper the league of that side is not too far with the Malawian league.

Let’s not beat the bush here our football administrators have killed football standards in the country and if they cannot come out and pave way for others to try change things then its better we should try another sport rather than football as they have failed.

Our national team performance has not left much to be desired as it just keeps on losing and frequent changing coaches and player’s has not even helped either. It clearly shows that we don’t have plans for Flames to do better.

FAM and SULOM must sit down and find the solutions to these problems and make necessary changes to the football system in the country, the sooner the better.